- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What flys? A fly

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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