American Idol

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Grapefruit.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Haha

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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