How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Black people are clen.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Can I touch it?

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

cot!

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Anti Joke

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