- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

knock knock Come in.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

NEVER

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

My mom's dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

what's funnier than hell? heaven

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