Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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