Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Haha pizza

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why....... Because.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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