why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What comes after "Q" R

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Oliver's friends

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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anus soup

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Obamacare!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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I love boobs

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Women's Golf

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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