what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Hitler

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if it's friday, it must be China

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

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