Josh kissing a girl

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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your all shit at jokes

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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the WNBA

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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SAY

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Brittney Spears

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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jokes r dumb

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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