What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Penis

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Dead babies.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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