a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Shit.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Pickle!

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