- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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