- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red, yup.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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