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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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