- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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