- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

women's rights

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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