- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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