- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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