- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

woman's rights

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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