- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

How about that airline food?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Antijokes...

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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