Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

a chinese man pays the full price

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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