Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Stop. Seriously stop.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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