An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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