- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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