- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

whats white jizz

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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