- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??