- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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