Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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