A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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