A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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