Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

antonis sister is mighty fine

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's 1+1? 69.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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