- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

someone called someone else a frog

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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