man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A man walks into a bar. Ow

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I am a mime

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A sober Irish individual.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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