What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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