life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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HELLO EVERYONE

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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