How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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