- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A gay man watches football.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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