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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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