Roses are red.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Yellow People !!

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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