Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Fat? Jesse Z

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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