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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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