What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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