A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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