- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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