A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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