Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Obama = ebola

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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