What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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