what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Obama lin Baden.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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