"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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