- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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